Shit my kid says

Feb 22 2011 Published by under [Et Al]

"Daddy, I don't like your beard. It's sharp and hurts my lips. But it keeps you warm?"

"Can we listen to that Eminem song? The one with the little girl*."

"Daddy, I like your freckle, where did you get it?"

"Mommy, don't give that look. I'll look right back at you."

"Daddy, you're funny. I laughed and you make me throwed up."

"I'm thinking of having a little tea party for my birthday, why do you think of that?"

"I think (old cat) doesn't like (new cat). I think maybe he wanted a puppy"

*Apparently in reference to Rhianna. At least this is what my wife tells me.

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