PLS - Hey tubes, you guys look like you're all ready to go, why are you still here.
Tubes - Well, remember that machine you had trouble with a few weeks ago?
PLS - Yeah, they told me that was all fixed and the problems were in my imagination.
Tubes - I guess not, despite the passive aggressive note scrawled in black over you log entry that read "Machine if fine for use". When we went across campus to deal with the ass-wipe sous chef tech, he couldn't even get the machine to turn on.
PLS - Really? Even though I called twice this week to make sure everything was set.
Tubes - Yup. And the machine is now going to be down for 2 to 3 weeks, which means that you won't get us spun before you upcoming grant deadline.
PLS - Hey, that's great! I'm sure the reviewers will understand.
Tubes - p.s. Sous chef tech blamed the problems with the machine on your previous long run that never ran more than an hour out of the 48 that you had it set for. And thanks for figuring out this sweet rack.
PLS - Dude!
Tubes - Fuck.
PLS - Sigh.