I'm currently stuck in a small airport. The first leg of my flight has been delayed in 1-2 hour stints 4 times now, leaving us to wait in dread for each new announcement. Chances are they will drag this out for another couple hours and then cancel the flight.
They have also shut down all the food options in the terminal, but I may be good on this front because I have been feeling increasingly like I have a train wreck of a stomach bug coming on. This is getting worse before it gets better, folks.
To top it off, the GOP debate is playing at high volume on every TV in this place. To drown it out, I'm playing this: