I'm sure many of you are, by now, aware of the totes hilarious "futures" piece in Nature, written by Ed Rybicki and published under the guidance of editor Henry Gee. I would suggest you go comment on it, but Nature has closed down comments.
If you haven't seen it yet, you might find interesting a few commentaries on the piece, which I've linked below. If you are a man you can click on the links, but for the women out there I'm sure you will just come across these posts in your wandering shopaholic alternate universe.
I'm sure I've missed a couple, feel free to post them in the comments.