Rule #392 & 393 of owning a fish tank

May 16 2011 Published by under [Et Al]

392 - You will only ever want to catch the smartest fish in the tank, that hide the most effectively.

393 - You will accidentally catch every other fish in the tank ~4 times while trying to capture the one fish you want.

5 responses so far

  • OgreMkV says:

    "How many adults does it take to catch a fish in a tank?"

    "I don't know, we had three and it wasn't enough."

  • WhizBANG says:

    I only have one fish in my tank, and he's enough to catch.

  • grrlscientist says:


    how big is your tank?

  • proflikesubstance says:

    how big is your tank?

    Which one?

    This particular tank is a heavily planted 75 gallon with enough places to hide that even the dumb fish can find cover. I think I'm gonna have to pull have the tank out just to have a chance of getting these guys.

  • Bob O'H says:

    Rule 562 (the pH meter will demand to be calibrated at 2am) was activated last night. It's bloody loud.

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