1) Despite the fact that your child decides that she is "sick" every night on car ride home, the one time you decide to completely ignore her is the time she will fill your backseat with vomit.
2) My child needs to chew her food better.
3) Pillow pets soak up a decent amount of vomit.
4) The universe likes to fuck with me (although this is not a new revelation).
Four days left before the first of two deadlines and the stomach bug hits day care. I fear it is only a matter of time before I am walking down the street like this: